Living in Oblivion

I was trying to think of a good 80s song title that would embody the links I'm about to share. Actually, I used to think this song's chorus was "I am so afraaaaaid...of living in a Libya." I didn't understand what the extra article in front of Libya was for, but it seemed like a valid concern!

Anyway, back to my original thought. The 80s are apparently back. My evidence--from retailers I used to think so highly of!--is here, here, here, here, and here. Don't even get me started on gauchos! Huaraches? No thanks, I learn from MY mistakes!