Some Serious Sh*t

For several weeks now at 6:00 AM Eastern time on the SciFi channel they have been showing the world's worst infomercial. I usually catch a few minutes of it before I switch the channel to news. It's such a train wreck, I can't help but watch it. This guy is touting his "Miracle Cleanse" colon product, and he describes with some authority how our intestines are clogged just like corroded old pipes. He also discusses the size of his 4-year old daughter's bowel movements, and how he compared them to his own (seriously!) and realized his were "totally inadequate"! Do you really want your child to be better than you at pooping?! I think he needs to find some other outlet for his competitive side, maybe a nice sport like Buzkashi . Another fecal fun fact I learned from this infomercial: did you know that when John Wayne was autopsied, the doctor found 40 pounds of undigested fecal matter?!
Here's an exerpt (not for the faint-hearted):