The Usual

It was a banner week at work for me:
1) My pointy-haired boss sorta reprimanded me for taking iniative--something for which a normal person would have said "Oh, that's nice. Good job". At least I have a roomful of witnesses who were equally puzzled.
2) A coworker and I accidently crashed a private party at the bar where our young professionals networking happy hour was being held.
3) Once at the correct happy hour, I pleased the crowd with my Richard Nixon shadow puppet. Seriously, they had been drinking.
4) I accidently flushed my pen down a toilet in the ladies room.