Recent Correspondence from my Boss

Recent e-mail excerpts, just so you know what I'm dealing with....

Friday:

Jon*:

Please be feminized the [program] and assist other [group] engineers, if they need your help.

Thanks,

PointyHairedBoss

Monday:

[group]: If you have any comments or clarifications with regard to SLA, it is a good time to raise the question or calcification.

PointyHairedBoss

Tuesday:

Mark brought me his meeting for the Lessons and Leaned Committee and he needs his alternate members of this meeting....

Thanks,

PointyHairedBoss

*Names changed to protect the innocent.