TMI?

I recently realized that my attention span isn't always long enough to finish fastening my pants. What I mean is, I've noticed that my mind will wander off to other things and I'll step out of the bathroom with my zipper down if more than three steps are required. I've caught myself routinely doing this with one pair of pants, and deduced that it's because that pair has an interior button, and TWO exterior buttons. By the time I'm done with all that, I'm already bored and forget the zipper! I noticed it the other day too when I wore a belt (I so rarely wear a belt with dress pants). The same thing happened--I did up the buttons, fastened the belt, and forgot the zipper. One of these days it's going to get pretty embarrassing. The only explanation I come up with is that I'm too cerebral to be bothered with the minutiae of maintaining my modesty….that, or I'm a huge airhead. I'll go with cerebral.