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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Shout Outs

I think it's time to give a little shout out to all my friends. Well, the ones who've made recent changes to their online presence anyway:

  • So Very Varied
  • Ian's blog has a new name and a new format. Check it out for craft & decorating ideas, music recommendations, and recipes. He's good with power tools, is a fabulous cook, and once re-purposed sale-rack clothes into a messenger bag . If I were a man I would so try to steal him from Bobby. Speaking of Ian and Bobby...
  • Ian & Bobby's Adoption Website
  • Do you know someone who is facing an unexpected pregnancy and is considering adoption? Consider Ian and Bobby.
  • The Becks
  • Scott and Irene are now part of the blogosphere! They're engineers. They take artsy photos. They like Rodrigo y Gabriela. They're going to hike Longs Peak. They're cool!
  • Mike's Art (MySpace)
  • Long-lost friend Mike recently got back in touch and is now devoting his life to his art--check it out. Note to at-work viewers: this page is musical.

    As for me, I'm now addicted to Flickr Stats. I can log on and see a daily breakdown of which of my photos were viewed and how people got there. I get a lot of traffic from unjobs.org, since I tend to have photos of third-world countries. Also, people have arrived at my photos by searching for "tonsils", "drag prom", "drag college", "bavarian dance" and "grabbing boobs?".

    And in case you care, I'm taking the week off from running. I think I slightly injured my calf during my long run, and then definitely injured it on my Tuesday run (I think it was the "hooray! I'm done!" downhill sprint). Hopefully a week won't undo all my progress.

    Sunday, February 24, 2008

    Yet Another Running Update

    I ran 7 miles today. It was my longest run so far, and I didn't walk, but I had to stop a couple times at traffic signals (I'll admit, I was happy for the brief respite). One long-sleeved shirt proved fine for 38 degree weather. As I was running, I was reminded of a quote by some feminist runner named Kathrine Switzer:
    The biggest change is the mass social acceptance. People used to think I was a freak. Now women of all shapes and sizes run all the time. And they’re not just beautiful and slim and wearing pink gossamer tights. They jiggle along at a 12-minute mile or spring along at 6:30s. And everyone just ignores them because they’re part of the landscape! That’s what I love.

    I guess that's supposed to be inspirational to me. But I can't get past her implication that slow runners are obviously big fatties whose huge jiggly asses prevent them from running any faster. Seriously, thank you lady, I don't already feel slow and fat enough without you pointing out that I hardly "spring" along. Way to motivate!

    Speaking of motivating, some of you may be wondering how one can stay motivated to run for more than an hour. I choose music, and I found today that I had nearly the perfect playlist with no compulsion to skip songs; give it a try. Some songs are embarrassingly bad, but sometimes the cheese factor is a big motivator!

    1. Eric Prydz "Call on Me" (fun)
    2. Indigo Girls "Closer to Fine" (old school)
    3. Spoon "Don't You Evah" (my new favorite song)
    4. Erasure "Breath of Life" (reminds me of how much I listened to them in high school)
    5. Muse "Supermassive Black Hole"
    6. Justin Timberlake "Love Stoned" (actually, this may be my new favorite...don't judge)
    7. Cold War Kids "Rubidoux" (but cut off the hidden track at the end)
    8. Kaiser Chiefs "Everyday I Love You Less and Less"
    9. Bananarama "Cruel Summer" (way old school)
    10. Kanye West "Stronger" (almost too obvious, but a nice hint of Daft Punk)
    11. Justin Timberlake "SexyBack" (I am indeed bringing sexy back)
    12. Rodrigo y Gabriela "Diablo Rojo"
    13. The Bravery "Honest Mistake"
    14. Black Eyed Peas "My Style" (also with JT. embarrassed that I own this)
    15. Black Eyed Peas "My Humps" (even more embarrassed)
    16. Tracy Chapman "Fast Car" (it feels good to sing the chorus when nobody's around)
    17. Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?" (oddly inspirational lyrics, esp. "Take a chance you stupid ho")
    18. Marilyn Manson "Rock is Dead" (good end-of-run motivator)
    19. Daft Punk "One More Time"
    20. Linkin Park "A Place For My Head" (also good last-mile motivator)

    Saturday, February 23, 2008

    Running Update

    I ran my first 10K last weekend. While I was not fast by anyone else's standards, I did very well for me. My pace was an 11:02-minute mile, so I finished in just under 68 minutes (no walking). I learned how many layers I need to wear for running outside when it's 31 degrees (fact: it's not 3 long-sleeved layers). Also, even though my new little running ski-cap promised "wicking" action, it couldn't possibly keep up with the gallon of sweat my head produced. I looked like a drowned rat when I finished! But my new running gloves worked out well (with snot-absorbent panels! I didn't realize why the terrycloth was there until the middle of my run, when I was pleasantly surprised at their strategic location!).

    Friday, February 22, 2008

    Freetown Pictures

    Did everyone have a chance to click on the spam link in the comments on my first Freetown post? I wish I wasn't so inept and could figure out how to delete it. Anyway, I've finally managed to post all my pictures to Flickr. Enjoy.

    Sunday, February 17, 2008

    Freetown

    I went to Freetown, Sierra Leone the first week of February, and it was probably my most interesting trip to date. And I'm pleased to report that none of my previous predictions came true (except the one about mosquitoes--more about that later). We brought a consultant with us, and when I first met him (waiting for our plane at Dulles), he said he was sure his cooler of sample bottles would get left on a runway somewhere; my mind automatically said "That's okay, you're the one who gets eaten by a shark."

    The flights were pretty uneventful. I found that there's some good shopping in Heathrow while on layover--it's kinda like a mall. I went in a souvenir shop and was this close to buying a Princess Diana commemorative book and some humorous British underwear, but I was able to contain myself. When we finally landed in Freetown, we were greeted with the Africa smell. I don't know what it is or how to describe it; I really can't even remember what the smell is like until I get there and think "oh yeah, there it is". It's like a subtle aroma of earth, mildew, and open sewers. We stayed at the airport hotel for one night since the night's last ferry left before our plane landed. It wasn't great. The AC worked really well. Too well, in fact, and I couldn't get the remote control to turn it down or off, even when I replaced the batteries. At least mosquitoes tend find other lodgings in the face of cold AC. Continuing the theme of cold, the next morning I let the hot water in the shower run for about ten minutes before I figured out that there would be no hot water. It was a very brief shower.

    Our expediter met us with a cab to the ferry that would take us to Freetown. On the way there, we came across a mob of about 20 or so young men walking in the road, waving sticks and branches, and yelling about something. The cab driver slowed way down and put up all the windows, but was able to pass. We asked what it was, but the expediter just said "African culture". I'm not sure if it was a demonstration or not! When we got to the ferry, tickets for the "first class" lounge were about $1.50. The lounge was stuffy, though, so we chose to stand on the deck the whole time. My gigantically heavy suitcase was carried up the two flights of stairs to the lounge by a local man...on his head. Zach had complained the day before about how heavy it was, but we'll talk when he runs up the stairs with it on his head. Also, I'm pleased to announce that we have a new winner of Stephanie's "World's Worst Bathroom" award. The Juba International Airport ladies' room, the incumbent since 2006, was narrowly ousted by the Great Scarcies Lungi-Freetown ferry ladies' room. Naturally, it was a squat toilet (virtually a prerequisite to earn the title). Not only did it completely lack privacy (I looked in the open doorway from the deck and straight into the face of a woman using the facilities), but the clincher was that apparently there wasn't running water for the sink, so there was instead a big vat of water for hand washing. Seeing all this convinced me that I could hold it until we got to the hotel.

    Despite the Hotel Cabenda's logo looking an awful lot like Sheraton's, it was not the Sheraton (but at least they have a website!). Unfortunately, the AC didn't work very well at all, and there was no adjustment that I could find. Although I never saw or heard them, there must have been mosquitoes in my room because I would wake up with more mosquito bites than I went to bed with. That is, until I wised up and started applying Deep Woods Cutter before going to bed. Plenty of hot water though! I used my own sleep sack, towel, and showered in flip flops. I can't say I was disappointed though, because I expected it (otherwise, why would I have been traveling with a sleep sack, towel, and flip flops?).

    We managed to fit a little recreation into the trip. We spent the Sunday of our arrival at Beach Number Two (named after River Number Two), courtesy of a local construction contractor who invites all his various expat friends out to his beach house every Sunday for food and drink. We met some friendly Brits, Aussies, and Lebanese folks, and I actually swam in the ocean (no obvious sanitary sewer outfalls). I practiced my French on the French Charge d'affaires, and while I think he appreciated my enthusiasm, I don't think I impressed him with my mastery of the language! On the way back into town from the beach, we encountered several instances of the Sierra Leone version of a kids' lemonade stand--young boys erect a crude drop-arm across the road and demand money to let cars pass.

    One night we ran with the local Hash House Harriers through alleys, backyards, between clotheslines, and past feral dogs. I guess we went around 4 miles. It was a side of Freetown I wouldn't have otherwise seen. My newish and very white running shoes look a little more broken-in now that they have a permanent rusty color from running through the dirt roads. I felt a little strange running past women and kids carrying water to their houses...like my life isn't difficult enough, so I have to run around in the heat to increase the difficulty level. As I was running past a couple women sitting near the road, I heard one of them say "white people", but didn't catch the context. It wasn't said in a derogatory way--it sounded matter-of-fact. Maybe she was saying "These white people run past here every Monday. Don't they have anything better to do?"

    The food was pretty good at the various hotels and reputable beach restaurants. I ate macaroni and cheese for dinner two nights in a row, but by choice, not out of fear of food-borne illness (I love mac & cheese only slightly less than Old English Sheepdogs). One night we ate with a couple recent college grad Peace Corps volunteers who knew one of our Freetown colleagues. I likened them to puppies--by which I mean that they were altruistic and friendly and loyal to each other the way puppies are (and yes, cute too, but too young for this old lady).

    What surprised me most about Freetown was that it was in such better shape than Monrovia. There was more electricity, more running water, and fewer burned-out buildings. I just got the sense that things are on an upswing after the civil war, rather than still stalled in misery. Our work involved understanding the regional water supply by visiting the various dams, reservoirs, and treatment works. Visiting one catchment involved a 2 hour (round trip) hike through the jungle! I was glad for my hiking boots...but of course the water authority employee who guided us wore plastic sandals. I added another large souvenir mask to my small collection; Zach is thrilled. Like so many trips before this one, I came down with a cold a couple days into it. I didn't feel too bad, I just had a really annoying cough (annoying for me, and everyone on the return flight around me).

    Leaving Freetown was not quick or easy. We started for the airport 7 hours before our flight time. We thought the ferry left town at 3:00PM, so we didn't leave the office until 1:00. Unfortunately, it was actually a 2:00 ferry, and traffic ensured that we didn't get there in time. But I doubt we would have been able to get our vehicle on the ship anyway. The next ferry was scheduled for 5:00, and by getting in line at 2:05, we were already near the end of the queue. We ended up sitting in the car (with the AC) for another hour and half waiting for the ferry to load. The ferry was totally full by 4:15, so the 5:00 ferry left at 4:30--probably the only thing that actually happens ahead of schedule in Freetown. At least this time, our luggage stayed in the vehicle while we went up on deck--so nobody had to carry my suitcase on their head. At the airport, while our expediter was working on things, we briefly saw our Peace Corps friends one last time in the cafe (they were done in Freetown and heading to Europe to backpack around for a while). Then we went through security and my tweezers and teensy manicure scissors were confiscated. I argued with security, unsuccessfully, that I've been able to carry them throughout the US and also Frankfurt and Paris. They almost took one of my hairbrushes because the end was pointy. Who knew they were more restrictive than the TSA? Actually, I think they're just overly cautious because Air Brussels has its own people do a second check of your luggage right before you get on the plane, and they get mad when the airport people haven't been thorough enough. 30 hours later (and one successful upgrade to business class), I arrived home. I'll post my pictures tomorrow or the next day--I want to put a couple of my coworkers' pictures in there first.

    Friday, February 01, 2008

    Doomed Trip of Doom

    I think the bureaucratic difficulty I've had getting to today (I depart for Freetown tonight) indicates that this trip is completely doomed. I've been trying to get to this point since November; even so, that didn't prevent me spending most of my day yesterday babysitting my travel authorization and making a total pest of myself to the people who needed to clear on it. And, when my ticket was finally issued at 6:00PM, they took away my business class on my return flight (due to new regulations). Funny thing is, I'm the "team leader" and the rest of my team, who already had their tickets, are all in business class. Sigh. I'm on a waiting list for an upgrade using my miles for the last half of the return--but I'm not hopeful. So, since this trip already has doom written all over it, I'm going to make some predictions:

    1. My flight out of Dulles will be delayed due to weather.
    2. This will cause me to miss my connection in London. The other two people traveling with me will expect me (as team leader) to fix everything.
    3. We will arrive in Freetown 12 hours later than expected.
    4. Our luggage will not arrive with us.
    5. Because of our late arrival, we won't stay in the airport hotel and will have to sleep sitting up in chairs in an un-air conditioned terminal.
    6. The ferry taking us from the airport to Freetown will sink, but I will manage to swim to shore. One of my teammates will be eaten by a shark.
    7. My luggage will arrive in Freetown 3 days later. When it does, all my underwear will have been stolen & someone will have used my toothbrush.
    8. The contractor's sampling vials containing various acids will never make it into the country. But it won't matter, because the contractor was the one eaten by the shark.
    9. My hotel room will be full of mosquitoes.
    10. I will get food poisoning within the first 12 hours and spend the rest of the trip hugging the toilet and hanging out with the mosquitoes in my hotel room.
    11. On the return to the airport, we will take the helicopter because the ferry sank. The helicopter will crash; I will miraculously survive unscathed, but my luggage will be incinerated.
    12. My flight out of Freetown will be canceled, and I will have to wait in Lungi for 2 days.
    13. When I finally make my connection somewhere in Europe, I will not get upgraded to business class, due in part to my looking like a vagrant after surviving a helicopter crash and wearing the same clothes for 3 days (and the same underwear for 7).
    14. I will arrive home approximately 2 weeks after my original return date after making connections through Frankfurt, Oslo, Dushanbe, Sao Paulo, Chicago, and Atlanta.

    The only thing that makes me feel better is that in buying some new music this morning for my trip, I discovered that DRM-free Justin Timberlake is now available on Amazon.com--Oh, happy day (Yes, I like Justin Timberlake. I'm aware that's not cool)!

    Oh, and my Ankara pictures are here. I probably won't do a write up, since I generally don't if I take another trip before writing about the first one. Synopsis: It was really cold. I saw Ataturk's mausoleum. Turkish food seems to involve a lot of butter and sour cream. The Turkish word for "thank you" is 6 syllables.