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Monday, July 30, 2007

Stop the Crocs!*

One reason not to come to DC--"The growing Croc-wearing army continues to fan out across the city"! Here's an interesting article about "shoe entrapment" in the DC Metro escalators. I must say that I think sling-backs and mules are bigger escalator hazards (if you choose to walk up or down, rather than stand there like a lump).

*Well, you get a pass mom--but only because you're a nurse. Although this girl disagrees.

More From My Boss....

I can hear most of what goes on in the kitchen next to my desk. This morning, I heard the voice of a woman (who had a baby about 2 months ago) yelling, "I already had the baby! I just haven't lost the weight yet!" and then my boss apologizing profusely.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Seen while walking to work...

A maroon Lexus with a vanity plate that said "SEDUCER".

Seriously?? I wish I saw the driver.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Recent Correspondence from my Boss

Recent e-mail excerpts, just so you know what I'm dealing with....

Friday:

Jon*:

Please be feminized the [program] and assist other [group] engineers, if they need your help.

Thanks,

PointyHairedBoss

Monday:

[group]: If you have any comments or clarifications with regard to SLA, it is a good time to raise the question or calcification.

PointyHairedBoss

Tuesday:

Mark brought me his meeting for the Lessons and Leaned Committee and he needs his alternate members of this meeting....

Thanks,

PointyHairedBoss

*Names changed to protect the innocent.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Credit Card Fraud

I recommend you check your bank statement (if you use a debit card) and your credit card statement(s) to see if there is a charge from VIP Tune in the amount of $29.99. We had this charge on our card, but we knew we hadn't made a purchase like that. A little internet research showed that we're not the only ones. I'm sure the perpetrator thought people wouldn't notice an innocuous $29.99 charge. A call to the bank fixes all--money refunded and new debit card winging its way to our mailbox. Of course, we have a really nice bank. Individual results may vary.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Me as a Simpson's Character/Seattle Pics

Here is what Zach and I would look like if we're ever guest stars on the Simpsons:



You can create your own at The Simpson's Movie website (create your own avatar). Be forewarned that to actually get an image file, you'll have to do a screen print, paste it into a picture file, and crop out the rest of the "screen". Not exactly user friendly, but an idiot like me can do it, so you can too!

The last few weeks were a blur of multiple flights from east coast to west coast and back again. I didn't take any pictures in San Francisco because I was only there for two days and three nights. If I'd known, I would have taken my camera to the architect's offices we were working out of, because they had beautiful views of both the Golden Gate and Bay Bridges. Their whole office was fabulous actually. Architect offices are always so much fancier than engineer offices. Perhaps because engineer offices frequently have burly sun-burnt men traipsing in and out with mud all over their shoes (although few burly men would admit to traipsing). Back in my own building, they keep us engineers contained to the ugliest two floors, the "nerdery" if you will.

My second cross-country trip within one week was to Seattle to see Anne, my Washington friend who moved out there last year. She and Mike and new baby Zach are doing well. Zach was premature, but has put on more than a pound and a half and is doing great. Anne was a great tour guide of her new city and showed me all the high points. We went to Pike's Place Market, The Seattle Museum of Art, the sculpture garden, gasworks park, a weekly street fair, the Seattle Conservatory, and a movie from their International Film Festival ("Miss Gulag", a documentary about a beauty pageant in a Siberian women's prison). Fun! Click on the crazy guy below to see my pictures.
Crazy Guy